Why don’t they put cats on a leash? Because owners want them to run away.
Well so says the dog. Or maybe it’s because cat’sĀ usuallyĀ don’t wander away from home. TheyĀ preferĀ the keeping their slaves owners close to them.
Cats
I don’t always meow as loud as I can, but when I do, it’s at 4am and for no reason at all.
I swear that cats just want you to get out of bed so they can steal the warm spot in your bed. They are not hungry, don’t want to play, and don’t need anything, yet they act like the world is ending.
Good Morning… NO.
Even with their coffee, to some people there is no such thing as a goodĀ morning. I don’t know about you, but if I had a grumpy cat coffee, my day would be amazing!
I just pooped in your shoe. Just kitten.
Kittens are cute and cuddly, but pooping outside that litter box isn’t funny. Oh man, I can’t stay mad at you. Look how cute you are! All’s forgiven.
The bunnies, they suspect nothing.
Soon I’ll find outĀ whereĀ the colored eggs come from and all thoseĀ chocolateĀ goodies too!
Who needs an Easter bunny when you can have an Easter cat?!
All you need is some bunny ears and a cat that will sitĀ stillĀ long enough for you to get the ears on and you’ll have an Easter cat! He might not be happy about it, but he’ll be adorable.
Drinky McWhisky Pants
People usually call me Fluffy or Furball, but you can call me Drinkny McWhisky Pants this weekend. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Who’s this Patrick anyway?
Grumpy Cat doesn’t like your stick figure family.
Ā Why do you need so many family stick figure stickers when you could have one Grumpy Cat? And where did you learn to drive?!