This one goes out to all of the Peeps who make Easter every holiday great.
Candy Bar’s Real Names
We all know Milk Duds, Starbursts and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, but that’s not their real names. Wouldn’t you agree?
Candy
Life is all fun and games until you find out your little M&M is a Skittle!
I’m sure he just looks like the mailman because we get a lot of mail.
Make sure all your bunnies are chocolate before eating them today.
Happy Easter! May your candy be as sweet as Betty White.
Dysfunctional Valentines Hearts
I would buy these if they were in the store. I would buy them for everyone I know.
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person … Read more
Beware of false candy machines.
Unless you like taking a shower in public, I’d skip this so-called candy machine.
Me and my Peeps – A 21 Photo Salute
Piss Off This Valentines Day
What? Not everyone is happy on Valentines day. Some are alone, others have to spend lots of money on flowers and gifts that were jacked up in price just for Valentines day. Just saying.