Even zombies don’t love her for her brains.
Smart pretty girls have it so hard. They can’t meet a decent guy who will love them for their brains. Even zombies get distracted. via Jim Benton
Boobs
Little Mermaid – Deleted Scene
How on earth can a girl get a guy without her voice? Oh yea, with her boobs. Turns out guys like boobs. Well most guys.
The Great Cover Up
What is the great cover up?! This story is very compelling. However, I can’t seem to get past the headline image. Oh well. Doubt the rest of the article is as good anyway. Plus it’s telling me to focus, so I am.
Why Do Cats Like Boobs?
Anyone who owns a cat knows that they are strange little creatures. For example, during the middle of the night, they walk across your boobs. Doesn’t matter if they’re boob boobs or man boobs. They must think they’re tiny little water beds for them to play on.
Even Zombies Enjoy A Nice Rack
A man’s a man. Even after you take the life from him and turn him into a zombie.
My Car Has Boobs. HE HE
Its like we’re in middle school all over again and playing with our calculators. Only we’re all grown up now with cars. But who cares, it’s still funny.