I love cake, tacos, bacon, and you!
It’s the simple things in life that matter. Cake, tacos, bacon, and most of all, you!
Bacon
Ever had a pizza taco?
Part pizza, part taco, and a whole lot of awesome. Except that feeling you get after eating it. That’s regret.
My Fitness Plan Includes Bacon!
What’s better than exercising? Bacon! My weekly fitness plan is just going to be eating eggs and bacon. I may not be the skinniest person out there, but I may be the happiest.
Don’t you just love the smell of bacon in the morning?
Nothing says good morning like the smell of bacon. Cute puppies or a piglet isn’t bad either.
This is your brain. Brain on drugs. Brain with a side of bacon.
I’m sure there are lots of questions; like where did the bacon come from? Sadly I have no answers. Other than don’t do drugs. Instead, go to the store and get yourself some bacon.
America. O’er the land of the free… bacon, and the home of the… bacon.
I like how this dog thinks. We need more bacon! And what’s more patriotic on the 4th of July than bacon!
Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon.
You’d think writing a poem would be easier. What rhymes with bacon? Ah, who cares? Let’s just eat some bacon.
Mmm Bacon Thanksgiving Turkey
What’s better than a Thanksgiving turkey? A Thanksgiving turkey covered in bacon!