Earth People Are Weird
Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re shoving bread up a turkey’s ass. People on Earth are weird. via Gerbil with a JetPack
Aliens
Alf is back and abducting our cats.
Remember ALF? The Alien Life Form that thought cats were tasty? Well he’s back and he’s abducting our cats!
UFO Caught On Tape
Believe it or not, they caught a UFO on tape! It wasn’t that hard either. You just needed a UFO drawing and some tape. It’s like magic! The advances in technology have gotten us nowhere.
Aliens won’t invade Earth. We are too messed up.
Have you ever stopped to think about how many different languages there are and how messed up they are? In English, we have lots of words that start with the sound of one letter, but start with a completely different letter. Why? Then we have there their and they’re. Not to mention that you can … Read more
Proof aliens are out there.
What’s that in the sky? Is it an airplane? Superman? Or UFO disguised as an airplane?! From now on, I’m questioning every airplane I see.
Aliens – Go Away
I know my cows are amazingly tasty, but you don’t pay for them like humans do. So leave them alone.
ET No Go Home #FAIL
Sometimes just riding a bike is cool. And it’s even cooler to do sweet tricks like flips. That is until you loose your extra terrestrial. Whoops. via The Awesomer
Food Chain: Plants, Animals, Humans, Zombies, Aliens
I knew there was more to the food pyramid than fruits and vegetables. Zombies and Aliens eat everything. Well except plants. Maybe we should be scared.
Old MacDonald Had a Spaceship – Kermit The Frog Reporting
Kermit the Frog gets the inside scoops on aliens. Believe it or not, Old MacDonald had a spaceship, ee i ee i o. With a whoosh whoosh here and a whoosh whoosh there. Here a whoosh there a whoosh everywhere a whoosh whoosh. And for the record, it’s not a frisbee.