Only You Can Help Me Hide The Body
Forget about forest fires, I need to get this body hidden now! Don’t ask any questions or else you’ll be next.
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Can’t Someone Else Just Do It?
I’m a bit tired and I think someone else should do it. I’ll just cheer them on from the comfort of the couch.
Shoplifters will be subject to a 24 hour marathon of Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercials.
Think of the animals. The puppies and kitties. Think of the tears you will cry. Think of the sadness you will feel. Man, that’d work so good. It doesn’t get much worse than those sad animals and Sarah McLachlan music. That’s a real threat right there.
Best Super Bowl Ad Goes To Oreo!
Now I’m not sure if it was a planned advertisement or not, but when the power goes out at the Super Bowl and your ad is targeting eating Oreos in the dark, it seems a bit suspicious.
Who wants to have some fun all night long?
Cuz I just got the latest video game system that’s totally going to rock your world.
Make your problems disappear with money.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t wasn’t what they were thinking, but it works.
Smoking is like a game. But who wins?
Slowly you’re eating away at your lungs just like a game of Brickles. Soon there will be none left. And sadly, there is no level up.
Home Grown Milk Shakes
Getting the cow on the trampoline seems easy compared to getting the cow to jump. Jump cow, jump!
What Would You Do For Love? [video]
There’s a lot of things a guy would do for love, but he won’t do everything. What won’t you do?
The Dark Side Took Over Earth Hour
Thanks to everyone who turned out the lights for Earth Hour! The Dark Side won and you are now all evil. But a good evil. 🙂 via Super Punch