Christmas is a time about believing that anything is possible. Like how you can fit a 12 foot Christmas tree in the house. Or well, in and out of the house. If you set your mind to it, anything is possible.
What? You act as if you’ve never seen horse with a man body holding a cat on a boat.
Cats love Christmas trees. They are so shiny and full of breakable things. They can’t help but want to destroy it!
We use to say a lot of awesome things that would freak people out these days. So maybe we should start saying them again. Just for the fun of it!
I’m all for covering things in Christmas lights, but this may be a bit much for the neighborhood to handle. I guess as long as you’re happy. Right?!
Nerds are so smart. They think of everything. No only is this genius, it’s also pretty and festive. Win. Win.
Here’s Hoping Your Turkey is Moist Here’s Hoping Your Relatives Are Sober Here’s Hoping Your Ass Fits in Your Velvet Pants Or Sweat Pants Better Yet No Pants Here’s Hoping Your Thanksgiving is Sane Or At Least Interesting
