Reversed Thanksgiving Isn’t So Pretty
What happens when turkeys stuff humans for Thanksgiving? Well it isn’t pretty. Sadly, it’s the same as what we’re doing, only a bit more disturbing. Eat up!
Today is such a beautiful day. Or not.
What a great day. The sun is shining, there is hot coffee and… oh yea… that one jerk that’s just going to ruin it for everyone.
Little Thormaid
Seems there are a lot of people obsessed with Thor and they probably wouldn’t mind seeing him shirtless. That’s why Disney is making the Little Thormaid. Thor will be shirtless and wet the whole movie.
The Turkey Is Fighting Back This Thanksgiving
Not sure how, but it seems that you can give a turkey weapons or you could just stuff his ass with stuffing. Your choice.
In Case of Miracle, Break Glass
You don’t always get lucky, but when you do, it’s good to have a condom around. Even if it’s framed and you have to break the glass to get to it. Miracles happen.
I Was Thinner Before Dinner
Holiday meals are great. I have so much good food and my stretchy pants get a work out. Win. Win.
Does This Stuffing Make My Breasts Look Big?
Thanksgiving turkeys have so much to worry about, but how stuffing makes their breasts look shouldn’t be a concern. I mean we want them big. Right?
What Are Turkeys Thankful For? Vegetarians.
No one ever asks the turkey what he’s thankful for. Of course he’s way past dead by the time we eat him, still. Common courtesy people.
Thanksgiving With The Cats
What’s better than a bunch of Thanksgiving food? Cats! Cats at Thanksgiving! Cats in pilgrim hats and cats with indian feathers.
I’d Like to Be More Approachable. Not Less Weird.
I don’t want to loose my awesome weird side, but I would like someone to approach me and ask me out on a date. How can we make that happen?