Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas without the presents.
Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas except you don’t get presents for holding in your family rage. It’s just a lot of food, family, and drama.
Thanksgiving vs Christmas – The War Is On
Christmas can try to takeover Thanksgiving, but you’ll never take our turkey, pie, and football!
What If the Pilgrims Gave the Indians a Donkey Instead of Turkey?
Just think… If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we’d all be getting a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!
Let the turkey chill; with TV and beer.
This Thanksgiving, when the directions say to let the bird chill, just prop it up and give it a beer. It’ll be happy before you toss it in sauna.
Hire taller people, I need a taco!
The staff may be short, but that’s no reason to close down. Hire taller employees or let the shorter ones make tacos. I’m hungry!
Life Before Google
Before Google, we didn’t know all the great random facts we do know. Instead, we actually watched TV and got shit done. Now we look it up on Google, then share it on Facebook, somehow end up on BuzzFeed and 4 hours later we have no idea what we were doing. via ShoeBoxBlog
I’ve been single for a while now and I have to say, it’s going very well.
I’m very happy and I think I may be the one for me. All I need is TV and a drink and I’m happy. What else is there?
Who wouldn’t want a Thanksgiving Turkey toilet?
This Thanksgiving, decorate your toilet with a turkey. Then your guests can come feed and water your turkey. Or you can be thankful that you don’t have a turkey toilet in your house.
Human is calling. We must act quickly!
Or not. Cats don’t really care about us humans, unless humans are petting or feeding them. Somehow, we let them get away with it too. via The Bloggess
Grumpy Cat Pumpkin
Halloween is great because you can be anyone you want to be. Like you can be grumpy at work and say it’s just a costume.Or may you don’t even show up and say you’re the invisible man. Or scream out obscenities and say you’ve got turrets. Almost anything goes on Halloween.