Admit it, you’d get a lot more done if the Internet didn’t distract you every day. I mean we’re just going about our day and then next thing you know it’s Facebook, Twitter, Spotify, YouTube, Email, Amazon, eBay, random cat site, midnight. Crap! I’ll get productive tomorrow.
Good day? Bad day? Things going wrong? Things going right? Pizza doesn’t care. Pizza is here for you in good times and bad. Pizza loves you no matter what.
The world is full of good quotes, but it’s also filled with ones that bring false hope and could quite possibly kill you. Like this one. Some people can survive in nature, you’ll probably die.
The cloud is for fools. Why put your files in this magic cloud thing when you can just put them on floppies and put them in your pocket? This makes file transfer easy and it also makes destroying the data easy. As far as security goes, we got that covered too.
He looks so good in his little top hat and mustache. He looks good enough to eat actually. Mmmm fancy banana.
It’s winter, it’s cold, and there is ice in unexpected places. Don’t end up on your rear, walk like a penguin. Ice walking tip via Tablet Graphics.
Can’t say much more about winter than shit it’s cold. Is spring here yet?
Sorry. It’s just weather and there isn’t anything you can do to change it. Sometimes it’s cold, sometimes it’s hot, dress for the weather and deal or just stay home. A little harsh maybe?
This is how the five second rule works. You drop your food, the germs wait five seconds, then they attack. They’re quite considerate that way.
Just put the tip in, see how it feels. I bet customers won’t be able to resist.
