Wahhblafle – Waffles with Attitude
It’s more than breakfast, it’s breakfast with attitude. via Imgur
Friday The 13th Rules
In order to survive Friday the 13th, it’s good to follow these simple rules. Keep Calm Don’t Go Swimming Don’t have Sex Don’t Smoke Don’t Drink Don’t Go Out Don’t Split Up Don’t Run From The Killer If You Trip, Get Up and Run And Turn On The Stupid Light Before Entering Any Room!! See … Read more
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Vodka Is Cheaper, Than a Dinner for Two.
I’m also willing to bet a bottle of vodka will be a lot more fun to finish than a dinner for too. Except for the next day, that’ll be hell. And I’m not saying you have to be alone. Get tipsy and make bad choices. You never know, it could be amazing.
Shark Hugs & Kisses
What better way to say Happy Valentine’s day than with hugs and kisses; from a shark!
F You Valentine’s Day Hearts
Not all hearts are created equal. Some just don’t give a shit. You can take all that lovey dovey stuff and cram it up your whoo hoo.
It snowed!!! Quick, everyone in the ditch!
Why is it that when it snows, everyone forgets how to drive? Even in places where they’re use to snow, there are cars everywhere! In places that don’t often get snow, it’s like the end of the world! The ditch must be the safe spot. That’s why they all park there.
Snow Monster Ate My Car
If you get lots of snow, let your creativity go crazy. Like creating snow monsters that are eating cars. Rawwwwwr! This beats out most snowmen.
Sorry. WI-FI is out. Gonna have to talk to people.
Nothing worse than going to a bar and having to talk to people right?! I mean, how interesting can they be when they have nothing better to do than hang out in a bar? I need a drink. A stiff drink.
Creepy Icicle Hand
Just when you think winter can’t get any worse, you see a creepy frozen icicle hand outside your window. Yep, it’s time to move.