We Must Feed Edward & Bella To Voldemort
I think Patrick may be on to something here. We should probably take Edward & Bella and feed them to Voldemort and free ourselves of the Twilight Saga.
Redneck: Go Back To…. Oh Crap
If you’re going to be racist and tell everyone to go back to where they came from, what are you going to tell the Indians?
When the World Is About to End, Will Paper Really Beat Rock?
As everything else had failed, it was the human race’s last hope that paper really did beat rock. I’ve got a feeling that paper doesn’t always beat rock, but lets hope it does!
When Nothing Goes Right… Go Left
If something’s not working, change it. It may be easier than you think.
Exercising Fail – Then vs Now
When we were kids, exercising was fun and easy. Now it’s expensive and lame. What happened to us?!
Facebook Fun Smileys Wallpaper
Have a little fun with this Facebook wallpaper that includes some smileys!
Don’t Let The Bastards Get You Down
Never let others get you down. Your opinion is just as good as theirs and if they don’t like it, screw them.
Retro Social Networking
Nothing is ever new, it’s just re-branded. Or maybe it is new and just made to look retro.
Men Are Dogs. Women Are Cars.
Men are like dogs and women are like cars. Men chase every one that passes by and when they catch one, they are completely shocked.
Save The Earth! It Has Chocolate
Save the Earth! It’s the only planet that has chocolate. That just might be the best reason for living green that I’ve ever heard of!!