I Don’t Get Drunk. I Get Awesome.
Especially on game day. Or after a bad day. Or on Fridays. Or everyday.
F You Flowers
Everyone loves flowers, except that one person that has to shell out big bucks to buy them. Or those that are allergic. Some days you just want to say F you flowers!
Will The Steelers Shred The Packers?
So what will happen in the Super Bowl? Will the Steelers shred the Packers? Or with the Packers… umm…. I really don’t have a good comeback. How can cheese hurt steel?
Wanna Party? With Your Phone?
It’s sad but true. You can’t go to a party anymore without seeing pretty much everyone on their phones. They’ve taken over.
Friends Don’t Let You Do Stupid Things… Alone
Plenty of people do plenty of stupid things. If you’re doing them alone, then your friends suck.
