Do You Live In The Fast Lane?
Grocery shopping got you down? Make it a little more fun by adding a skateboard to your cart. Escalators not as fun as they use to be? Take the slide! Vroom Vroom Weeeeeeee
That’s Right. Run Bitch.
I’m sure this cat is talking to a female dog. But to be safe, I’d run if I were you.
You Are Hot, Sexy & Cool {SFW}
Wait, not you, that person over there. No not that one the one in the …. oh never mind.
Happy Valentines Day – You Gonna Get Naked? {sfw}
I want to wish you a Happy Valentines Day, but unless this card is going to finally get you naked, I have to admit my heart’s not really in it. Hey, at least he’s honest. That more than you’ll get from a lot of guys.
Love, Your Internet Valentine
Even though your internet valentine may not be who you think they are, they still may be your soul mate. Or maybe a creepy old guy. You never know.
Music Is What Feeling Sound Like
A lot of people don’t know how to express their feelings, but that’s why we have music. Anger, love, lust, it’s all there. Way better than a Hallmark card.
I Hope Something Eats You
This Valentines Day, make sure you get a card that expresses what you truly mean. Even if it’s a little odd.
The Magical Space Unicorn Song
What better way to start off your day than with the space unicorn song! Get your friends, this is going to be good!!!
