Don’t like gay marriage? Blame the straight people.
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the ones who keep having gay babies. via oh, the humidity!.
Home Grown Milk Shakes
Getting the cow on the trampoline seems easy compared to getting the cow to jump. Jump cow, jump!
She’s on Facebook, Twitter & Heroin
I’m not sure where you’re finding these girls, but it might be a good idea to try someplace else.
Don’t Be Racist, Be Like Mario…
Don’t be racist. Be like Mario. He’a an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.
Early Bird Gets the Gummy Worm
This is why I get up early, however I can’t seem to find any gummy worms. Just regular ones.
Dear Math, Forget About Your X
Dear Math, I’m sick and tired of finding your “X”. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, dude.