Jake Gyllenhaal – Then vs Now
This should go to prove that you can’t judge a kid by his looks until he grows into a man.
Beer Can Bacon
If you say “beer can” with a British accent, you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
Using a microwave is like defusing a bomb.
As the time counts down, you get more anxious. Then as it gets down to one second you stop it. Just in time. Man that was close. I could save the world! Oh ouch. Hot.
Today I will get some shit done and avoid the internet distractions.
Hey look at that new cat video. And someone posted updates on Facebook. What’s that, a new funny Tumblr blog? OMG a new shiny something somewhere on the Internet. I’ll get shit done tomorrow. Promise.
My destiny is in my own hands.
Wait! What? Who decided to put me in charge? That’s defiantly not a good idea. I know me, I’ll screw this up. Where’s plan B?
You should eat makeup so you’re pretty on the inside too.
You know who I’m talking about. Those that spend hours on their hair and makeup and clothes and then act like a total bitch to everyone. Looks only get you so far.
How my brain works.
There is no on or off, I’m either totally obsessed or uninterested. Depends on the day, depends on the topic.
Sometimes I like to smell books.
eReading may be picking up steam, but the iPad or Kindle will never smell like a good book.
