I’m better than you. I can fly and my body is a boat!
Stupid ducks and their attitudes. Always showing off and pooping on everything.
You just got hurt. It was crazy. Call us maybe?
Unless it wasĀ illegal. Then I would not call. Unless you’re dying. Then call. K?
I don’t watch soap operas, I have Facebook.
There’s always some drama and never a dull minute. Somethings make me laugh, some make me cry others are justĀ unbelievable. The characters are way better though and I can’t wait to see how things turn out.
Common Murder Weapons and Their Alternate Uses
Just because you own a murderĀ weapon, doesn’t mean you have to use it for evil. You can make food, hunt, chop wood or build stuff.
Good things come to those who work their ass off and never give up.
Waiting isn’t going to do you any good. Go out there, work hard and get what you deserve. No one is going to give it to you.
Don’t check in at the secret location.
The Bat Cave should not be on FourSquare. You need to stop checking in Robin. You have socialĀ addiction!
Creepy Cool Muscle Music [video]
A part of me thinks this isn’t even possible. I mean how can you control your abs individually? Maybe it’s possible. My lack of muscles is no match. Now the fire sax is possible and damn cool! They ask for others to submit their videos at the end and I’m not sure what’s going to … Read more