The Gentleman Zombie
He chases you, you trip and fall, he picks you up like a nice guy, then eats your face! via explosm
Achievement Unlocked: Left The House
Sometimes unlocking an achievement in a game, or social network, is so much fun that we forget to leave the house. That’s where this t-shirt comes into play. You can tell everyone that you once were outside, even if you’re sitting inside in front of the computer right now. And for $20, this t-shirt could be yours! … Read more
Tony the Tiger thinks humans smell delicious.
After so many years, and so many commercials, Tony the Tiger realized he just couldn’t outrun his tiger instincts. Turns our more than just the cereal was grrrrreat. vid spudcomics
iPhone Man Parts
If it’s not bad enough that you dropped your iPhone and shattered the glass, but now it appears that there is not one, but two penises on the back!
Just got laid! …Off.
Sometimes you need to the whole story just to fully understand. Or maybe not sharing the whole story will make things better.
Internet vs a Research Paper
I don’t know why parents don’t get it, but if it’s the internet vs a research paper, there’s not even a chance that the paper is going to win. Even if you do the research on the internet, you’ll be distracted in a minute or two.
Oh no you didn’t! Ain’t nobody shutting off PBS!
If Mitt Romney shuts off PBS there are a whole lot of puppets that will kick his ass. Not to mention the millions of kids that idolize them or stores that sell a shit ton of Sesame Street stuff every day! Sesame Street’s a cash cow and it’s good for the kids. Do not touch! … Read more
Quitting Facebook is like running away from home.
At one point and time everyone will threaten to do it, they may even try, but they’ll always come back.
The ketchup robot is perfect for all your dinner needs.
I can’t stop laughing. Not only does it provide a hands free way of dispensing ketchup, it also creates such a mess that you can’t help but laugh. I want a Ketchupbot!
Evolution of Zombie Man
You evolve, you die, you come back. The cycle of zombie life. Ok, it’s not a cycle. But you get the idea.