Surprise Me – Jack O Lantern Style
Carving a pumpkin can be an art and you are the artist. What wonders will you create this year? Whoa that’s deep.
Vote Zombie 2012!
Not sure who to vote for this year? Then vote for zombies! That’s right, in an effort to take over the world, we’re running for office. Zombies stand firm on all the issues and you’ll know exactly what you’ll get if we’re elected; BRRRRRAAAINSSSSS!!! Humm, maybe you won’t get them, but we will! It’s not like anyone else … Read more
Intellectual Zombie eats books, not brains.
He’s so smart that he knows better than to eat people who are trying to kill him. Instead he’ll eat the books that you read to learn how to survive.
Having a bad day and I don’t want to taco’bout it.
Somedays are good others are bad. I’m not sure what else to do but go get tacos. via Threadless
I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some great ideas.
He he he. I giggle because I hear them and you can’t.
Zombies hate fast food.
Some people may say that’s why they exercise, however I’m of the mindset that if I’m going to get infected, might as well be sooner than later so I don’t have to worry about it. Why run when you can join the fun?
I need coffee to be hyper-aware of how little work I’m doing today.
Nothing says productive like a nice cup of hot coffee. Goes great with procrastination too. And avoidance. via trashecard
Dead Man Walking
There he was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin’ “Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do” or something like that.
Don’t be dissin’ the bird.
Even Grover can’t believe what’s going on. He’s madder than when someone confuses him for Gonzo. Ok, so that’s probably not very mad as Muppets tend to be pretty forgiving. Except when someone attacks one of their own.