Drinky McWhisky Pants
People usually call me Fluffy or Furball, but you can call me Drinkny McWhisky Pants this weekend. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Who’s this Patrick anyway?
Grumpy Cat doesn’t like your stick figure family.
Why do you need so many family stick figure stickers when you could have one Grumpy Cat? And where did you learn to drive?!
I like my beer like I like my women. Intoxicating and Irish.
Who am I kidding? As long as she’s intoxicated, I’m good.
Cute Leprechaun Doggie
If you’ve got a dog, then you need a leprechaun costume for them because this is cute! Sadly, I have no idea where you can get it.
Let’s Get Ready To Stumble!
Here comes one of the most fuzzy holidays of the year. Are you ready for some St. Pat’s day fun?!
When I look at myself in the mirror, I see a unicorn. A badass unicorn.
That’s right. I’m a kick ass one of a kind cool guy.
School on Monday vs School on Friday
There is nothing quite like going home from school knowing that you don’t have to go back the next day. Same goes for work. Is it quitting time yet?!
I scrolled back so far on my Facebook timeline I ended up on MySpace.
This endless scrolling is getting out of control. I just scroll and scroll and scroll. I keep saying I’ll be done when I hit the bottom of the page, but some sites never end!