No clue what my job is here, I just drink lots of coffee.
I’m here for the free coffee and a paycheck. The rest of the job I’m not so sure about.
Who needs an Easter bunny when you can have an Easter cat?!
All you need is some bunny ears and a cat that will sit still long enough for you to get the ears on and you’ll have an Easter cat! He might not be happy about it, but he’ll be adorable.
The more colorful your diet is, the healthier you’ll be. Nailed it!
This eating healthy is easy work at Easter time. The candy is so colorful and sooooo sweet. Love it!
They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom jumped on one.
I’m just sayin’. History doesn’t lie; unless you make it up.
Did you get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day?
Did you go out and get drunk? Do you remember what you did? I guess the Facebook pictures and YouTube videos that show up later today may help you answer that question.
On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish.
Wear some green, enjoy the beer and have a little fun. If anything goes wrong, blame it on the Irish.
Irish Today. Shitface Tonight. Hungover Tomorrow.
It’s going to be a St. Patrick’s Day I won’t remember. Yahooooooooo!
If you see leprechauns, stop drinking.
Just a little advice for all those drinking this St. Patrick’s Day. If you see little green men, of any kind, you should probably stop drinking and call it a night.
