Relax. The Galactic War Can Wait
Even galactic soldiers take time to relax; and you should to. Find a pool or a margarita and just chill for a while.
Even galactic soldiers take time to relax; and you should to. Find a pool or a margarita and just chill for a while.
Therapy is expensive, poppin’ bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. Sure the bubble wrap doesn’t give good advice, but it sure makes you feel good when you squeeze the crap out of it.
Zombies don’t have it too easy. I mean they have to deal with necrophiliacs after all. Those people are weird.
Don’t worry. If you need help installing Windows, Clippy is here!
Why compare yourself to others? No one in the entire world can do a better job of being you than you. It’s true, yet so many of us forget.
Not everyone knows how to keep their mouth shout. The good news is you can help them!
No one likes typos, except when they create hilarious stories like this one!
This potty is like so much fun that you can’t help but walk like an Egyptian afterwords.