Earthquake Detection Kit
When the eyes are moving, the ground is shaking. You’ll be entertained until you realize your world is falling down around you.
Signs
Would you like a Trump sandwich?
It’s made with white bread, is full of baloney, topped with Russian dressing, and a small pickle on the side. In the end, it’s not very satisfying.
Keep the Earth clean. It isn’t Uranus.
If you ever wanted to convince someone to recycle, this is probably the best way. Some people kids are little jerks, others are brilliant.
Anyone can grow up to be president.
Remember when they told you that you could be anything as a kid? You could even grow up to be president? Well, maybe we’ve taken that just a bit too far this year.
Whiskey Cat Needs a Drink
Who needs a drink? Whiskey cat needs a drink. And another drink. And another drink. At this rate, he can drink all night and still not have a hangover in the morning.
There was a spider, but it’s OK now.
Did you see the spider in the hotel? I did and I took care of it. He won’t be coming back anytime soon. Also, looks like we might be getting a new hotel!
Don’t be afraid to share your ideas.
Next time you’re afraid to share ideas remember someone once said in a meeting “Lets make a film with a tornado full of sharks.” You never know when your stupid idea will be the next big thing.
We’ll put the potholes back!
New Road. Yea! Same Speed Limit. OK. Drive it or we’ll put the potholes back. Yikes!
Vote For Nobody
Who do you vote for when no one seems like a good choice? Well, maybe Nobody. He seems to say all the right things. Nobody will keep election promises. Nobody will listen to your concerns. Nobody will help the poor & unemployed. Nobody cares! If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone. Nobody … Read more
No Hipsters Allowed. Or Hamsters.
No Hipsters! Don’t be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. No Hamsters.