Stop. In the Naaaame of Love
I’m pretty sure this is a federal offense, but it’s pretty sweet none the less.
Signs
Wicked Stawm Comin’
If I’m interpreting the north-east accent properly, that sign means there is a big winter storm headed that way. Time to stock up on hot coco, board games and blankets! Oh and all those other things that will help you say warm and alive.
Speed limit enforced by sniper.
Shit just got serious. You may be able to outrun a cop, but snipers are a bit harder. And at the speed you are traveling, you don’t want a tire to blow.
Destroy the computer! It’s an evil devil machine!
If it wasn’t for computers, we wouldn’t have homosexuals. Homosexuality is like a computer virus. You just stick in your floppy disk wrong and suddenly nothing is the same ever again. Or something like that. And I didn’t make this sign on the computer. My husband and his best friend did. They do lots of things together. Right now … Read more
Christmas Warning Signs
Be careful opening that special present this year. You never know what’s inside.
Please don’t flash the octopus.
I’m not sure why someone would flash an octopus or why a zoo would need a sign like this. Hum….
Dead Man Walking
There he was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin’ “Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do” or something like that.
Open during the hurricane.
Don’t worry, we’ll be here. Unless we blow away. In that case, what the hell are you doing here?!
Have you seen this dog? Because it’s awesome.
Not sure where he’s performing today, but if you see him, stop, watch and be prepared to be amazed.