It’s Cold Out. Wear A Cat.
It’s the middle of winter and most of the country is freezing. When it gets this cold out, it’s always a good idea to wear a cat. They’ll keep you warm.
Random Fun
Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it.
And I’m sorry if you were the last to get it. I’m sure you’re not an idiot. 😉
You built a snowman? How cute. We have a 16ft tall snow shark!
Next time you’re out rolling snow in to a ball, think bigger. Think a snow shark that towers over the neighborhood! This 16-foot Snow Shark was built by Austin, Connor and Trevor Bartz, brothers in New Brighton, MN. I can’t even imagine how they built this.
Little Mermaid – Deleted Scene
How on earth can a girl get a guy without her voice? Oh yea, with her boobs. Turns out guys like boobs. Well most guys.
If you’re going to fail, fail big.
New Years resolutions don’t last long for most people. So if you’re going to fail at keeping them, you might as well fail big. via ShoeBox – Chuck & Beans
Who is the best Batman? Christian Bale or Val Kilmer?
The battle as to who is the best Batman will continue to rage for years to come. One things for sure though, Ben Affleck probably isn’t the right answer.
Really whenever I get up is “too early.”
It doesn’t matter the time, the day, or the season, it’s always too early to get out of bed.
The Original Hunger Games
Before there was some girl giving herself up in tribute, there were a bunch of hippos eating marbles. May the odds be ever in your favor, because you have a lot of marbles to eat.