The problem with winter is you eventually get tired of being inside and it looks nice out. So out you go. Crap! It’s cold out. Lets go inside until spring. We then repeat this cycle all winter long. This is most evident with dogs. They love going out, but come right back in after a … Read more
This is one of the most stupid things you’ve ever seen, it’s a blanket for your face. The Face Blanket is prefect for cold winter nights, camping, and Halloween. You can’t argue with the advertising. It fulfills a purpose and is completely stupid at the same time. You know you want one. Get your Face Blanket on … Read more
Ever see a car with a baby on board sign? How about one with an actual baby on a board?!
Sugar is sweet. Lemons are tart. I love you more, Than a unicorn fart. Now that’s love right there. via sugarhai
In order to survive Friday the 13th, it’s good to follow these simple rules. Keep Calm Don’t Go Swimming Don’t have Sex Don’t Smoke Don’t Drink Don’t Go Out Don’t Split Up Don’t Run From The Killer If You Trip, Get Up and Run And Turn On The Stupid Light Before Entering Any Room!! See … Read more
I’m also willing to bet a bottle of vodka will be a lot more fun to finish than a dinner for too. Except for the next day, that’ll be hell. And I’m not saying you have to be alone. Get tipsy and make bad choices. You never know, it could be amazing.
What better way to say Happy Valentine’s day than with hugs and kisses; from a shark!
Not all hearts are created equal. Some just don’t give a shit. You can take all that lovey dovey stuff and cram it up your whoo hoo.
Why is it that when it snows, everyone forgets how to drive? Even in places where they’re use to snow, there are cars everywhere! In places that don’t often get snow, it’s like the end of the world! The ditch must be the safe spot. That’s why they all park there.
