They always talk about how a kitchen remodel can make your space so much better. Well so can google eyes. Just add them to your appliances and they’ll make you smile every morning. It’s happiness without the work.
Dogs love going for rides in cars. But sometimes, they notice you watching and try to act natural. They try so hard.
Every year spring shows up and everything is awesome, then it disappears and that jerk winter is back. It’s like a battle. Spring eventually wins, but why does it take so long?! via thegentlemansarmchair.com
Remember everything we use to do before we had the internet? Talk to people, work on projects that we could actually touch, go outside. Man, those were the days.
I’m pretty sure this is how a lot of people feel at work every day. Unfortunately, they aren’t filled with snacks or money.
If you ever go into professional wrestling, just call yourself paper and the Rock won’t have a chance. Course, if you wrestle scissors, you’re screwed.
Everyone says I should go outside and enjoy the weather. But there are people out there. What if I don’t like them? What if I get bored? I like my internet and virtual friends. They’re cool.
So many words in those pesky terms and conditions documents. What could possibly go wrong if you just agree and then do whatever you want?
I didn’t realize that Peeps could look so good. I love Muppets, and as Peeps, they’re even sweeter.
If you stop and think about it, a hollow chocolate Easter bunny would be amazing if it were filled with Peeps. Sure, Peeps get a bad rap sometimes, but at Easter they’re OK. via Doctor Fun
