Not So Safe Crayon Colors
Not every crayon is created equal. Some are darker, some lighter and some have really bad names.
Random Fun
Please Don’t Touch My Banana
“We don’t touch your banana, so please don’t touch ours.” Well then, I guess all I can do is agree. Unless you’re cute.
Church. Bingo. Gay Exorcism
Talk about a full schedule. With Church, bingo and gay exorcisms, who has time for a pot-luck dinner?
What Do Your Vegetables Look Like? #lol
Lets play a game and see what our vegetables look like. Broccoli looks like a big strong tree. The walnut looks like a smart brain. The mushroom looks unhappy and doesn’t want to play.
Every Now And Then, Everyone Wants A Hug
Every now and then, everyone wants a hug. And when you deny someone that hug, they get sad. Poor cactus.
F’ing Goth Ducks
Some days, you just feel like the lone duck who stands apart and has to fend for himself. You’re not in the cool goth group so they just leave you behind. Jerks.
Why Can’t You Shoot The Dog in Duck Hunt?
Frustration comes in many forms. Like how you can’t shoot the dog in Duck Hunt. You have a gun, the ducks don’t stand a change, but that damn dog that laughs at you is invincible? What the hell.
Even Darth Vader Has iPhone 4 Issues [video]
You are not the only one with a few iPhone 4 issues. Darth Vader recently called Apple support with a few questions. It’s also good to note that Darth wouldn’t trade his iPhone for anything. Now AT&T he’s not so attached to.