Is That a Pop-Up Timer in Your Belly or Are You Happy to See Me?
Hope a hottie finds you irresistible this Thanksgiving!
Random Fun
My Spidey Senses are Tingling
Something is going on. My spidey senses are tingling and that means that either the weather is about to change, someone’s making tacos, or I’m going crazy. I hope it’s tacos as my spidey tummy is rumbling.
Bike or Car? Money or Fat? Spanex or Jail?
It’s a tough decision. The bike runs on fat, and saves me money. The car runs on money, and makes me fat. The car has a radio, protection from bugs and the weather, and when I hit things, it doesn’t hurt as much. Plus it goes wicked fast. The bike can create its own roads, travel down … Read more
Airplanes Are Super Tasty
Do you ever wonder if clouds mind us traveling though them every day? One of these days, they just might open up and swallow us whole! Mmm a people sandwich.
Doogie Googlie Eyes
Isn’t he just so cute with his big googlie eyes looking up at you? How can you not love a dog like this?
The Statue of Liberty’s TSA Full Body Scan
Nobody is safe from getting their super sexy TSA full body scan.
You Did What? For How Many Cookies?
…you did WHAT?! …with WHO?! …for HOW MANY COOKIES?! Sometimes the number of cookies outweighs the stupidity of the task at hand.
Zombie Love
The zombie chickens were so in love that that sometimes shared the same thoughts. Ahhhh ain’t that sweet.
