Bat Cat Is Here To Protect You
Have no fear humans, Bat Cat is here to protect you. Unless he’s sleeping or eating. Otherwise he’ll protect you. If he feels like it.
Random Fun
Amazing New iPhone 5 Feature List!
Apple is pulling out all the stops on the iPhone 5. Here are just a few of the great new things it can do: Does your taxes and your hair Repairs appliances Gives the flu to your ex Makes broccoli taste like chocolate Controls the weather Gets you out of jail for free Pie on … Read more
Help Control The Human Population
Help Control The Human Population – Have your human spayed or neutered. If your cat is saying something like this, then it’s time to get a new cat.
Is This A Cow Pig? Does he make Bacon Flavored Beef?
Wow, a real life cow pig. This must be where beef flavored bacon comes from. Or is it bacon flavored beef?
When Severus Snape Visits Twilight
It seems that Severus Snape, from Harry Potter, doesn’t think much of the Edward, the sparkly Twilight vampire.
What Does Your Spouse Say About You?
Chances of two beautiful people being together is rare. Usually one is hotter than the other and there is a reason why ugly people get beautiful spouses. I hope, for your sake, it’s the husband that’s ugly.
Trespassers and Survivors Will Be Shot
Be careful when out shopping this year. Not only with trespassers be shot, but so will any survivors. Man these black Friday sales are getting dangerous.
Make Peace This Thanksgiving. These Two Did.
If the cat and the dog can come together for a happy Thanksgiving, I’m sure you can forgive your enemies too. Even if it’s just for one day.
What Does Your Hand Say About Your Turkey?
Is your hand turkey original recipe? Or do you have a little rocker, trekkie or Fonz in it? Happy Thanksgiving!
Why Did The Turkey Cross The Border?
It seems that the turkey crossed the border because you’ve never heard of a turkey burrito. Have you?