Random Fun
You should eat makeup so you’re pretty on the inside too.
You know who I’m talking about. Those that spend hours on their hair and makeup and clothes and then act like a total bitch to everyone. Looks only get you so far.
How my brain works.
There is no on or off, I’m either totally obsessed or uninterested. Depends on the day, depends on the topic.
Sometimes I like to smell books.
eReading may be picking up steam, but the iPad or Kindle will never smell like a good book.
Alcohol Makes For A Great Story
Chances are if there was alcohol involved, someone did something stupid. If someone did something stupid, it will probably make a good movie. If there was salad involved, no one cares.
The most vulgar character of all time.
The beeped out every single word he said. And he was on the good side!
If zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.
I like you, I think you’re cool, but I’m not so sure I’m ready to die.
Facebook, please. I’m trying to work.
Why is it that when we’re trying to get something done, Facebook is nagging us and taking our focus away.
Woodchuck Chuck Norris
How much wood would a woodchuck Chuck Norris chuck if a woodchuck Chuck Norris could chuck wood?