I’m not insane, I’m mentally hilarious.
You say insane, I say hilarious. Tomato Tomahto. You say potato, I say chip.
Quotes
Why Worry? You don’t need to.
Worrying doesn’t help anything. Relax, take a deep breath and worry less.
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I know a lot of people who do this well. However I don’t know if they’re doing it on purpose.
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
It’s all fun and games and then Mike Tyson takes you down a notch. Mike, I know a few people you should meet.
Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.
When people talk about me behind my back, I sit back and think “Wow, I’ve got myself a fan club!”
Everything has a bright side, you just need to know how to interpret it.
