True story. I’m awesome, not shy. You should really get to know me.
Actually, I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wake up feeling super rich and knowing that I don’t have to go to my 9-5 job.
So stay cool and come up with another plan. Things will work out eventually.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Urg. You want me to go outside? There’s so many people out there. And bugs. And things are so far away. And I gotta put pants on. Everything I need Google can find or Amazon can send me.
I guess sometimes you just can’t drink your problems away. Lets try ice cream instead.
I guess you better be careful out there. You never know what might happen!
I’ve been cheating on you guys. Lately, I’ve been spending my time on my job and real life. They don’t mean anything to me, I swear.
No matter what happens in life, I’m still the one at the middle of it all.
Some people are unforgettable. Like that jerk that did that thing. Every time I think about it, it just makes me angry!!
