Please Don’t Touch My Banana
“We don’t touch your banana, so please don’t touch ours.” Well then, I guess all I can do is agree. Unless you’re cute.
Food
What Do Your Vegetables Look Like? #lol
Lets play a game and see what our vegetables look like. Broccoli looks like a big strong tree. The walnut looks like a smart brain. The mushroom looks unhappy and doesn’t want to play.
When You Live Forever, What Do You Live For? [Twilight]
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Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be good when he remembered it was there. Ohh, and just so you know, this is what Edward looks like. It’s that … Read more
What Happens To Popcorn When It’s Hot Outside?
What happens to pop corn when it’s hot outside? They tend to pop! And where it’s really funny to some, others are not so happy.
Hey You. Do You Like Tacos?
Hey you. Yea You. No, not you… The other guy. You right there! Yes you. Do you like tacos? What? Do you like tacos or not?
Does Your Doughnut Bleed Red?
All it took one one bite and he was gone. There was nothing that could be done to save him. RIP tasty doughnut.
It’s Nice When The Butcher’s Got a Sense of Humor
It’s always nice when the butcher in your neighborhood has a sense of humor. A lot of people don’t like to think about it, but our food does come from cute animals.
Being Allergic To Nuts Sucks
Sometimes you really feel like a nut, but you can’t have them. Allergies suck. Ohh sad.
Best Cupcake Ever – Cookie Monster Cupcake & Cookie
A Cookie Monster cupcake that includes the blue man himself plus a cookie! This has to be the best cupcake ever. via Nick^D