Having a bad day and I don’t want to taco’bout it.
Somedays are good others are bad. I’m not sure what else to do but go get tacos. via Threadless
Food
Tony the Tiger thinks humans smell delicious.
After so many years, and so many commercials, Tony the Tiger realized he just couldn’t outrun his tiger instincts. Turns our more than just the cereal was grrrrreat. vid spudcomics
The ketchup robot is perfect for all your dinner needs.
https://youtu.be/4WX58CZwyiU I can’t stop laughing. Not only does it provide a hands free way of dispensing ketchup, it also creates such a mess that you can’t help but laugh. I want a Ketchupbot!
I saw you looking at shoes the other day and bought you a pear.
That’s right, I’m the thoughtful boyfriend you can’t live without. Enjoy.
It’s time for the “Who’s gonna buy lunch?” game! AKA The Phone Stacking Game
Want to go out to eat and have your friends pay for it? Well you can challenge them to the simple phone stacking game. Just have everyone put their cell phones on a pile before dinner and then go about ordering and eating your dinner. Have some lovely conversations and a few drinks. The first … Read more
Who wants a hug? Everyone!
Nothing makes a good sandwich like a great big old hug. Then you eat them.
When These Two Trucks Collide, It’s Going To Be Amazing!
No one likes to see an accident, but when it’s a Coke and Mentos truck, everyone wants to see them crash.
Bad Fortune Cookie
I love fortune cookies. But if they ever try to kill me, I’m not going to be happy. Don’t be mad at me just because I ate all your relatives.
