I Was Thinner Before Dinner
Holiday meals are great. I have so much good food and my stretchy pants get a work out. Win. Win.
Food
Does This Stuffing Make My Breasts Look Big?
Thanksgiving turkeys have so much to worry about, but how stuffing makes their breasts look shouldn’t be a concern. I mean we want them big. Right?
What Are Turkeys Thankful For? Vegetarians.
No one ever asks the turkey what he’s thankful for. Of course he’s way past dead by the time we eat him, still. Common courtesy people.
Thanksgiving With The Cats
What’s better than a bunch of Thanksgiving food? Cats! Cats at Thanksgiving! Cats in pilgrim hats and cats with indian feathers.
Mmm Turkey Cake
Not sure if this raw turkey cake is amazing or disgusting. Either way, I’d love to see it at Thanksgiving. Turns out that the recipe isn’t online for this exact cake, however you can get pretty much the same thing with this recipe.
Make Me A Sandwich!
Be careful what you wish for. You never know when you might actually get turned into a sandwich. via LifeLooselyBased
Laugh It Up Turkey, You’re Next!
As soon as we’re done carving pumpkins, we’ll start in on carving turkeys!
Dozens of Delicious Flavors and Three Shitty Ones
You gotta love truth in advertising. Sadly, I’m more interested in the three shitty ones than the dozens of delicious ones. What could they be? Are they that bad? Are we talking ice cream or coffee?!