You’re cute, you’re amazing, you can do anything until you get to college. Then reality kicks in and it’s time to grow up. Let’s face it, you’re not special. If you want something, work...
Author: LOL Zombie
Ever wish you could get a little pot from Colorado? Well, now you can. You can order it on Amazon and get it shipped right to your door. Or to a friends door. Handy!
There’s nothing worse than getting grilled for no good reason at all. There’s no reason right? Right! RIGHT!
When you sleep alone, you sleep with the internet. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty good sometimes. Try to sleep with kids and you’ll wish you were anywhere else.
Bird Mom’s are the worst. You think your Mom’s not nice, at least she didn’t throw you out of a tree when you were a baby. via The Square Comics
I love it when traffic departments get sassy with their road signs. Meow!
Hey Mom, what’s for supper? I’m making whatever the hell I want. Served with a side of eat it or starve. Sweetie.
Life is hard. Then you get old and you just don’t care anymore.
For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married?...
Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We use to have to sing it wrong for years until the truth destroyed us. Until then, it was ignorant bliss.