I’M NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
I don’t have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I’m doing at random times. I’ve got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops.
Author: LOL Zombie
We’re all awesome. End of story.
Stop comparing yourself to others. We are all awesome in our own ways. Being obsessed with how others appear on Facebook, or appear at work, isn’t healthy. People just share the good and keep the...
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Friends. Murder. Revenge.
Rock Paper Scissors is one game anyone can play, but the game that has a deep dark back story. Did you know rock and paper were friends? Until one day when scissors came around, jealous,...
Earthquake Detection Kit
When the eyes are moving, the ground is shaking. You’ll be entertained until you realize your world is falling down around you.
Solid Advice from a Tree
If you don’t like taking advice from people, take it from a tree. Stand tall and proud. Go out on a limb. Remember you roots. Drink plenty of water. Be content with your...
Would you like a Trump sandwich?
It’s made with white bread, is full of baloney, topped with Russian dressing, and a small pickle on the side. In the end, it’s not very satisfying.
Love being married to you. Love annoying you too.
Gotta say it’s great to have someone like you to annoy for the rest of my life. Took me some time to find you, but now I have you forever.
Anti-Valentines Day Cards
Not everyone is warm and fuzzy. Some even suck more than most. Screw them. Screw Valentine’s Day. These all come from random places around the web. Quite a few from JulieAnnArt.
You’re the Obi Wan For Me
If your guy or gal loves Star Wars, then they’ll go head over heels for a card this cheesy cool. Can’t go wrong with R2D2.
Boys Are Dumb
They say you learn a lot in kindergarten. Like how boys are dumb and girls have cooties. Turns out, we weren’t wrong.
