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Life is hard. Then you get old and you just don’t care anymore.
Life is hard. Then you get old and you just don’t care anymore.
For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married?...
Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We use to have to sing it wrong for years until the truth destroyed us. Until then, it was ignorant bliss.
What happens when you reach out to a land owner trying to accuse them of unauthorized activity that is natural? Well, you get a dam good response. Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to...
Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da counter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur. Humans are so weird. They complain a lot and don’t like anything we cats do. That’s why they’re our...
There’s always that moment when you realize that shit just got serious. Like when the big bad wolf is hiring the Kool-Aid man to break through the three pig’s brick house. Oh yea!
You can’t help but smile and feel a little bit happy with a cute baby lamb smiling back at you.
Why would I use my powers for good, when I could just screw with everyone? I mean, they’d have a great story to tell their friends for the rest of their life. That’s like...
Old babies are cute. Very weird, but still cute. Look at those little wrinkles.