Earthquake Detection Kit
When the eyes are moving, the ground is shaking. You’ll be entertained until you realize your world is falling down around you.
Author: LOL Zombie
Solid Advice from a Tree
If you don’t like taking advice from people, take it from a tree. Stand tall and proud. Go out on a limb. Remember you roots. Drink plenty of water. Be content with your...
Would you like a Trump sandwich?
It’s made with white bread, is full of baloney, topped with Russian dressing, and a small pickle on the side. In the end, it’s not very satisfying.
Love being married to you. Love annoying you too.
Gotta say it’s great to have someone like you to annoy for the rest of my life. Took me some time to find you, but now I have you forever.
Anti-Valentines Day Cards
Not everyone is warm and fuzzy. Some even suck more than most. Screw them. Screw Valentine’s Day. These all come from random places around the web. Quite a few from JulieAnnArt.
You’re the Obi Wan For Me
If your guy or gal loves Star Wars, then they’ll go head over heels for a card this cheesy cool. Can’t go wrong with R2D2.
Boys Are Dumb
They say you learn a lot in kindergarten. Like how boys are dumb and girls have cooties. Turns out, we weren’t wrong.
If aliens are going to come and blow up the White House, now might be a good time.
I’m not saying they should, I’m just saying that if they were going to blow up the White House sometime, like they always do in the movies, now’s not the worst time.
A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Just feed him to death and he’ll have a heart attack. Now the heart is all yours via extrafabulouscomics.com
Gummy worms are full of happiness and wow.
Have you ever looked at the nutrition facts on your candy? If you’re lucky, you’ll see what this box of gummy worms has. Now, who wouldn’t want to eat these?! So much sugar, happiness,...
