LOL Zombie

Are you prepared for a shit storm?

Some days things go well, other days shit falls from the sky like rain. Do you have an umbrella handy?

Oh, dear. I really ought to do something. But I’m already in my pajamas.

This is why I put on my pajamas as soon as I get home.

Today I will get some shit done and avoid the internet distractions.

Hey look at that new cat video. And someone posted updates on Facebook. What’s that, a new funny Tumblr blog? OMG a new shiny something somewhere on the Internet. I’ll get shit done tomorrow. Promise.

Facebook, please. I’m trying to work.

Why is it that when we’re trying to get something done, Facebook is nagging us and taking our focus away.

You know it was a good day if you didn’t hit or bite anyone.

That turtle must be going to work. I hope he has a good day.

Your Computer Is An Incredible Machine For Avoiding Work

You’ve got to admit, your computer is much cooler when you’re not working on it.

Stop Working. Go To The Movies.

Sometimes we all need a little reminder to get away from the computer and go do something. Like see a movie or hang with the family.

Same Shit, Different Social Network

No matter where you go, or what you do, it’s always the same.

Same shit, different social network.

Stressed out? Just do this! FTS

Some days things just don’t go right and you wish you could do this!