Tired of all those parents leaving work early to go to their kids soccer games, concerts, or pick up the sick kid from daycare? Why should they get all the perks just because they have a kid?

Well now there is good news for those without kids, you can get an Office Kid package that includes a picture, color crayon artwork and a list of excuses so you sound like you know what your’re talking about when you lie to your boss.

That’s right, you can take advantage of the system without having to birth a kid.

For more details, visit http://www.theofficekid.com/.