LOL Zombie

Cars 3 – Snow Patrol

These cars may look cute, but underneath that snowy exterior is the police, just waiting to pull you over. GIT-R-DONE in jail scumbag.

Cake Jump – This party is off the hook!

When you have cars jumping off cake, you know it’s a wild party!

Our zombie family ate your family.

Next time you see those lovely sticker families on the back of a mini van, just think, they could be lunch.

Like a movie star, I slide across your car hood.

I think this would be fun to do on a daily basis. That is unless I fell off the other side. No, wait, still fun.

Did your car come with email and bacon?

I don’t know about you, but I sure would love some bacon on my morning drive.

Man as a car seat. WTF?!

I don’t know why anyone would want to do this, think of doing this, or encourage someone else to do it. It’s just plain weird and creepy.

When you ride alone, you ride with Hitler.

Isn’t it about time you joined a car pool and stopped killing the earth?

My Family Is Snow Cool

Think of this next time is snows and have fun creating your own family… or whatever you want in your car.

Bike or Car? Money or Fat? Spanex or Jail?

It’s a tough decision.

The bike runs on fat, and saves me money.

The car runs on money, and makes me fat.

The car has a radio, protection from bugs and the weather, and when I hit things, it doesn’t hurt as much. Plus it goes wicked fast.

The bike can create its own roads, travel down the sidewalks without getting arrested, and no one cares if I wear spandex while driving it.

This is a tough decision.

Men Are Dogs. Women Are Cars.

Men are like dogs and women are like cars. Men chase every one that passes by and when they catch one, they are completely shocked.