LOL Zombie

Are you ready for a zombie attack?

Be prepared so you can get them before they eat you.

Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant.

If it’s unpleasant, then I’ll eat a cookie or have a glass of wine.

A Dell. Rolling in the Deep

I’m sure this is where Adele got her inspiration from.

Does marker come off a laptop screen?

Something tells me their Google search won’t return the results they want.

Who do you call when you have a problem? Ctrl Alt Del

Admit it, they’re the first ones you call. Then can shut nearly anything down.

I have the necessary kolafiations

Doesn’t matter what for, I’m kolafied.

Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

Take a stand. Stand out. Be different.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

It’s all fun and games and then Mike Tyson takes you down a notch. Mike, I  know a few people you should meet.

Coffee. Exposed.

You never know what they’re hiding under that sleeve.

Eye Doughnut Like You

Oh I didn’t mean you. You’re cool.