Every December, society asks us to sing The 12 Days of Christmas with a smile. If you actually pay attention to the lyrics, it stops sounding like a festive love song and starts reading like chaotic hell. This is not romance. Let’s take a closer look. Day 1: A Partridge in a Pear Tree The … Read more
Somewhere between Roblox, YouTube Shorts, and whatever nonsense trend hit this week, our kids have decided that the number 67 is now peak comedy. Unfortunately (or fortunately), Santa Claus does not agree. According to very reliable sources (an Elf on the Shelf with questionable loyalty), Santa is officially done with “67”. If he hears it … Read more
Ah, Thanksgiving—the one day a year when we gather around the table, stuff our faces, and pretend that “family bonding” doesn’t include passive-aggressive comments about your cousin’s weird haircut. And right at the center of it all… turkey. But why turkey? Did the Pilgrims sit around in 1621 saying, “Hmm… shall we have turkey today, … Read more
Ah, the TrumperTantrum, a modern masterpiece in public meltdown performance art. Somewhere between a toddler denied a Happy Meal and a reality show contestant who just got voted off the island, the TrumperTantrum is equal parts spectacle and secondhand embarrassment. You’ll know one when you see it. It usually starts with an ALL CAPS tweet … Read more
Nothing’s scarier than a collapsing economy, a dying environment, and a divided nation. Makes Halloween all too real. via Jim Benton
Surprise your favorite gym junkie, BJJ addict, sweat-lover, wannabe cool dude with gifts that are budget-friendly, slightly ridiculous—and 100% useful. Superhero Feels (Rash Guards) – Feel Like a Superhero Gift them a slick rash guard that works for BJJ, MMA, CrossFit—or just feeling cool. Durable, breathable, and surprisingly affordable. “Elite Sports rash guards bring serious … Read more
This is one of the greatest pleasures in life…. Reading a book. If you see anything else, consult your psychologist.
I know, fireworks are loud and scary, but don’t call 911 because you or someone you know is unhappy about them. Don’t call 911 if… Instead, call them if… Other reasons not to call 911…
I love you. You’re probably thinking that, “You don’t even know me.” But if people can hate for no reason, I can LOVE. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In a world full of hate, be a light. Wave, say hi, smile, give a compliment, hold a door, do something. Something small can make a big difference in someone’s day. … Read more
