Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic.
Damn, self, you got nice eyes. What you doin’ tonight? Me? Not much. Just drinking wine.
Wine
Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant.
If it’s unpleasant, then I’ll eat a cookie or have a glass of wine.
Don’t forget to buy a bottle of wine for Mothers Day.
Remember, you’re the reason she drinks. It’s true, parents keep liquor stores in business.
This Is How Wine Gets Made
Find a grape, squeeze it, crush it, repeat. After days, enjoy a nice glass of wine. via Flickr.