Futurama Easter Eggs
I usually dye my Easter eggs a solid color. I never get as fancy as making Futurama Easter eggs. If only I was so cool.
TV
I’m stuck in the 90s and you’re totally jealous.
What’s so great about the 90s? Everything! We had N’Sync, Spice Girls, Pinky and the Brain, Rocko’s Modern Life, Saved by the Bell, digital pets, and 56k internet just to name a few. Ahh… the good old days.
Why should I be concerned about gaining weight?
My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around, and my brain deserves a smooth luxurious ride.
Insomnia Jeopardy – If You Have Insomnia, You Already Play This Game
What do you think of when you cant’ sleep? Let me guess. Money? Things that are wrong with you? That strange noise?
The WOCKA WOCKA-ING Dead
There are some things you don’t come back from. Like when a chicken crosses the road. You either live or die.
Breaking Bad? No. Breaking Good.
Why be bad when you can have puppies and sweaters and rainbows? It’s fun to be good.
How the Internet Works via Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
The internet is filled with tons of useful and unless information. However, every day people get insulted on the Internet and don’t know why. Well here is why. You post something good, and we post some more good stuff that you might like. You post bullshit, and we insult you. See, it’s simple.
Seriously Scotty, I Can Save You Money On Hotels, Flights, Even Rental Cars.
William Shatner was pushing travel deals long before Priceline came around. It seems that even when you work in space, a good deal on a hotel room or rental car is hard to pass up.
Come and Try To Get Me Zombie Bitches!
Think you can come here and invite my house? I don’t think so. I have some plants that will take you out and I know how to use them.
I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV.
It was like she knew every athlete in every sport. She was so cool.