If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I’d be screwed.
There’s so many things I think about people all day that if they found out, I’d be out friends, a job, and never get a date again.
Think
My brain is experiencing technical difficulties…
This happens from time to time. Usually between 8 and 5. Sometimes all day long. Just go with it and don’t take it personally.
You can lead a human to knowledge but you can’t make him think.
Man. Horses are so smart. And here all I think they did was run around and take people for rides. Maybe they are more than furry vehicles.
Time For Bed. Shut Up Brain!
Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!
Shut up brain. Why are you always out to get me?!
My brain is the most amazing thing ever created, however all it does is mess with me! Why can’t we use our power to take over the world?!
Think Outside The Box And Win
Just when you think you’ve lost, think outside the box and you may find yourself a winner!