Snowmen
I see how it is Frosty. You went out and got plowed again didn’t you?
You always say you’re only going to have one drink, then you come home looking like a mess. Typical.
Meowy Christmas
Hope you enjoy, or pretend to enjoy, whatever you get forced into doing this holiday.
Frosty just got caught picking his nose.
Don’t you know you do that in the car or shower frosty? Geez.
Snowman Passes Out After A Night of Drinking
It doesn’t matter who you are, to much alcohol can do you in. And the day after hangover sucks when you wake up in the snow!
Snow Cone Anyone?
Anyone want a snow cone? We have raspberry, blueberry and snowman flavors available.