Happy Birthday …. Jesus
When you run out of wrapping paper, just grab some birthday wrapping paper and add Jesus. Same thing.
Religion
I’m a Sexual Atheist. I Believe I’ll Never Get Laid.
There’s different sexual orientations, but none are as bad as the sexual atheist. These people don’t believe they’ll ever get laid. You gotta believe.
I wish Noah would have swatted those two mosquitoes.
We wouldn’t still be dealing with these blood suckers of Noah would have just taken care of business years ago.
SpongeBob is the Devil?
This definitely falls under WTF! Some people have too much time on their hands and think way to far into things. Plus she wants to see SpongeBobs ding-dong? Is that what she’s saying?! via the good ol FailBlog.
Church mice want to talk to you about cheeses.
Don’t worry, it won’t take up much of your time, but they will try to make you feel bad.
Jesus wants you to follow him. No not on Twitter or Facebook.
Wait, how do I follow someone who’s not on Twitter or Facebook.