Winter – A Short & Honest Poem
Can’t say much more about winter than shit it’s cold. Is spring here yet?
Poems
May your stuffing be tasty and your turkey plump.
May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
Grumpy Cat Can’t See The Love, But Loves Fire.
So much love… for someone else. For me, I’m cold. So cold I started a fire. In your backyard. Feel the warmth yet?
Roses are red, and sometimes they’re thorny. When you’re not with me, I get really…
I get kind of corny. What were you thinking? Oh… I know what you were thinking. Shame on you.
Roses Are Red, I Have A Phone, No One Texts Me, Forever Alone
Some poems are happy and heart warming. Others are realistic and depressing.
The Poem of Poop
Poop can feel good Poop can feel bad. Poop can make you happy Poop can make you sad. Poop will always stay Poop will always be there Poop will give you stress More than you can bear. Poop is a funny word Poop is so cool Poop goes in a toilet and hopefully not a pool. So remember, always … Read more
Robin is Red. Nightwing is Blue. Rhyming is Hard. I’m Batman.
You cat lose when you’re Batman, or when you write a poem that mentions Batman.
Roses are red. Bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon.
You’d think writing a poem would be easier. What rhymes with bacon? Ah, who cares? Let’s just eat some bacon.
Babies are like poems. They’re beautiful to their creator but…
Babies are like poems. They’re beautiful to their creator but to other people they’re silly and fucking irritating.