Don’t forget to stop and smell the asses.
Dog advice may not always seem like the best advice. But it works for them and it makes them happy. So who’s us to judge?
Pets
How to be fancy.
Turns out, Cheeto fingers and lips isn’t fancy. A moustache is though. Top Hat. Fancy. On a unicorn. Super Fancy. via the Fancy Cat Pusheen
Love is in the air? Get out the gas mask.
There’s nothing as awesome as a grumpy cat on Valentine’s Day!
How are you so calm with only one life left?
I never thought about it before, but I’m on my last life and my cat has up to eight more! OMG. Now I’m starting to freak out a little. I guess this is why we humans drink alcohol.
Cats. Who do they think they are?!
These cats just do whatever they want, whenever they want, where ever they want. And what do we do? Feed them, house them, pet them, love them. Who do they think they are?!
Mario cat jumps for joy… or something like that.
Who doesn’t like Super Mario and cats?! This cat jumps every time that Mario does.
I wish I was half as photogenic as puppies.
Have you ever taken an ugly photo of a puppy? Didn’t think so. I wish I could look half as good as they do in a photo.
How come kitties can’t catch snowballs?
I threw the snowball right at the kitty and he tried to catch it with is face. Fail kitty. You’re suppose to catch it with your paws.
I don’t care what you think, unless you think I’m awesome.
In that case you are spot on. Now get out of my day!
Pet me so I can bite you.
Cats theses days. Who do they think they are? They want all the loving and cuddling and what do you get in return? Bitten, and a shirt full of hair.