Some People Were Dropped on Their Heads As Babies…
Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.
Parents
I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my children.
Being a parent is hard. You have to eat things you don’t like, you can’t swear in front of them, and apparently people don’t like it when you don’t know where your kids are or what they are doing.
Get into bed and I’ll text you a story.
Parenting today is way different then when I was younger. My parents still don’t even understand technology! If I sent them a text, they’d call me to ask me what do to with it.
iPod. I am your father!
Stupid dad. Always that lame old guy who can’t seem to keep up with the times.
Parents Can Be So Embarrassing
Sometimes you just want to say that you’re not related and wonder away.