Money
I can’t even give money away for free.
Somewhere, on the other side of the world, some rich guy can’t even get us to take his money.
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All the world is a stage, and the only seats I can afford are obstructed view.
Sometimes you just want to go out and seize the day. But then your remember that the day is freaking expensive.
Need Money. Trying to get back to the forest to be with my family.
Some trees just feel out-of-place in the big city.
All I want for Christmas is money!
I’m not looking for love, I’m looking for money! Why doesn’t anyone write a song about that?
Some peole are so poor, all they have is money.
On the other hand, some people have pets and family and a sense of humor that can take all their cares away.
First you get the money, then the power, then the woman.
We we taught this at an early age. We’ve also figured out that every few years she gets kidnapped and we have to save her all over again. But we do it because we love her, or the challenge, or something.
Make your problems disappear with money.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t wasn’t what they were thinking, but it works.
