No Hipsters Allowed. Or Hamsters.
No Hipsters! Don’t be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. No Hamsters.
No Hipsters! Don’t be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. No Hamsters.
Have you ever compared a hipster to an old person? Turns out, they’re basically the same! I’ll never look at hipsters the same again. Or Grandma.
Song selection is critical, good thing we have it all figured out for you.